Mom: Honey, I'm going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad...
renata910: Me: Ok, mom 5 minutes later… Me: ………..Where’s my mom?
Cross off the ones you've done →
1. had sex 2. bought condoms 3. gotten pregnant 4. failed a class 5. kissed a boy 6. kissed a girl 7. used a little paper bag for lunch 8. had a job 9. slipped on ice 10. missed the school bus 11. Left the house without my wallet/purse 12. bullied someone on the internet 13. sexted 14. had sex in public 15. Played on a sports team 16. smoked weed 17. smoked cigarettes 18....
You do good in something
eyeshear: littlemizzimperfect: and your parents are like : You do horrible in something and you parents are like : Funny; my mom just did that a while ago to my 28 year old brother. Typical hispanic mother with too much expectation.
That moment when you press play on your iPod, and...
What is wrong with humanity?
iwannaberaytoro: “I’ll catch a grenade for yaaa~~~~~~” Normal teenage girls: Me: “WHY ARE PEOPLE THROWING GRENADES AT ME?!”
I love you!
stallilove: I love the kisses I love the way you sit I love the way you look at me I love the way you cuddle I love the way you….. love me With your big honey eyes—-grey fur—-and loving personality, i could only love you more and more every day.